redlexington | Hey there you fancy people (Reply)

The computer remains nine kinds of busted so still no Sim uploads I fear. I did, however, find this beautiful and rare species of meme over at sixtylilies and I'm reposting it.

Cut for mammoth length and occasional naughty word.

♥ Available: I'm married to my courseload. Honestly. My books sleep in my bed with me. I'd like a gentleman caller but it'd feel like cheating.

♥ Age: 19. 20 in two days. I'm pretty excited about this new decade thing.

♥ Annoyance: Sleeping through my alarm. I do it so often it's obscene.

♥ Allergies: I'm allergic to Los Angeles. The entire time I was there I had big red stoner eyes without smoking anything.

♥ Animal: I have the same number of cats as Abraham Lincoln had when he was in the White House. (Four.) I think I'm pretty officially a cat person.

♥ Actor: I'm going through my Gary Oldman phase again.

♥ Beer: Yeeugh.

♥ Birthday/Birthplace: December 6 1989, St. Lous MO.

♥ Best Friends: This amazing lady named Nina and this awesome dude named Blue.

♥ Body part on opposite sex: I look at shoulders and lips. And voice, even thought that's not technically a body part. I'm kinda pervy like that.

♥ Best feeling in the world: Sneezing a really good sneeze or towels straight out of the dryer. Or, you know, orgasms. Sorry. What were you expecting? "Puppies"? "Helping others"? Baaw.

♥ Blind or Deaf: I used to be almost deaf. I guess that, if I had to. But I like hearing things.

♥ Best weather: Clear mountain sunshine. I miss that.

♥ Been in Love: Yes.

♥ Been bitched out?: Um, yes.

♥ Been on stage?: All the time in my ill-spent youth.

♥ Believe in yourself?: Sometimes. It happens. It mostly happens when Lexington finds the alcohol, but hey.

♥ Believe in life on other planets: I don't think about it. Honestly. There are more intelligent people than me out there for doing that sort of intellectual heavy lifting. I just hope there aren't alternate universes because one I start thinking about that MY BRAIN IMPLODES.

♥ Believe in miracles: I want to.

♥ Believe in Magic: No.

♥ Believe in God: I try to. I certainly don't understand God.

♥ Believe in Satan: Nyet.

♥ Believe in Santa: I did until I was fifteen years old. Late bloomer or gullible, I am.

♥ Believe in Ghosts/Spirits: My school is haunted. Swears.

♥ Believe in Evolution: Yes I do.

♥ Car: It's in another state, and it's not really mine, but I love it obscenely.

♥ Candy: Reese's.

♥ Color: Black and red.

♥ Cried in school: Yes. I read a lot of poetry, listened to a lot of the Smiths, told myself I was in love with a lot of really inappropriate people. Crying sort of came with the territory.

♥ Chocolate/Vanilla: Peanut butter.

♥ Chinese/Mexican: Mexican. Sweet flaming granny panties, Mexican. Mmm-mm.

♥ Cake or pie: Cake.

♥ Countries to visit: I want to go to Sweden, Belgium, Luxembourg, Australia, Argentina... Everywhere that isn't currently being bombed or in some sort of civil war.

♥ Day or Night: Night.

♥ Dream vehicle: Electric flying Jaguar. Pretend like they'll ever make that.

♥ Danced: Ballet, even.

♥ Dance in the rain?: Yes, and felt rather silly.

♥ Dance in the middle of the street?: It was New Year's, does that count?

♥ Do the splits?: Yes, although not as far as I could when I was taking ballet and yoga.

♥ Eggs: Scrambled.

♥ Eyes: I have them...?

♥ Everyone has: Cells.

♥ Ever failed a class?: No, never.

♥ First crush: Robin Williams. Yeah, I don't get it now either.

♥ First thoughts waking up: Fuck me twice on Sunday, why did I sign up for a 9 am class?

♥ Food: Grilled cheese.

♥ Greatest Fear: Spiders. Needles. Spiders made of needles. That last one is totally a legitimate fear.

♥ Giver or taker: I wanna say give, the truth is halfish.

♥ Goals: Scored one, once. Decided it was an experience worth having and never did it again.

♥ Gum: Trident.

♥ Get along with your parents?: Yes, much more now that I live in another state.

♥ Good luck charms: Like you wouldn't believe.

♥ Hair Colour: Natural blonde ackshually, although it's a very dirty reddish blonde in my old age.

♥ Height: 5'7.

♥ Happy: Sometimes? I'm one of those people who just radiates happy when I'm happy and broadcasts misery when I'm sad. I have no in between emotions.

♥ Holidays: Halloween. All other holidays we have are pointless unless you have kids or religion.

♥ How do you want to die: Youngish, actually. Not alone.

♥ Health freak?: Foggily. I work out, but then there are those nights where the vending machine down the hall calls my name.

♥ Hate: A little too much and a few too many people.

(In guys/girls)

♥ Eye Color: No particular preference, although I don't like really light colored eyes.

♥ Hair Color: Bad experiences with a redhead, no preference otherwise.

♥ Height: I say "taller" but I have dated shorter.

♥ Clothing Style: I like suit jackets. I have no idea why.

♥ Characteristics: Not Glenn Beck?

♥ Ice Cream: What. Yes. I judge people based on their ice cream preferences. You may not see me naked if you like mint chocolate chip, godammit.

♥ Instrument: Not the flute. I hate flutes. Fucking flutes.

♥ Jewelry: Lucky necklace from Venice, no peircings. Needle fear and all.

♥ Job: Student, which is essentially negative employment because it takes all my time and all my money.

♥ Kids: They make me sneeze. Which I just said was a good thing, but eh. Bleh. No.

♥ Kickboxing or karate: I wish.

♥ Keep a journal?: I think I hid it in the mattress, but then forgot about it. I could look, but I'm in bed and it's so nice and warm here.

♥ Longest Car Ride: Saint Louis to sweet Colorado.

♥ Love: Five people and four cats. None of them In That Way.

♥ Letter: Oh lawd, I haven't written one in years.

♥ Laughed so hard you cried:

♥ Love at first sight: Naaw. I'm a voice girl really. And even then it's more about what they're saying.

♥ Milk flavor: Whole milk tastes like butter to me. I only drink Skim. Although my roommate has Buttermilk in here and I drank it just to see what it tastes like...

♥ Movie: I have such a movie crush on Bram Stoker's Dracula right now. And Chinatown. You have no idea.

♥ Mooned anyone?: Yeeeah.

♥ Marriage: I want a Vegas wedding. And I will wear pants. Shiny pants. And whoever has the priviledge of marrying me better like those shiny pants.

♥ Motion sickness: Yes.

♥ McD's or BK: McDonald's. O hai, I'm a vegetarian.

♥ Number of Siblings: None.

♥ Number of Piercings: None. We've been over this, yeah?

♥ Number: Three, five, nine.

♥ Overused Phrases: I curse way too much. Way too much. It is unseemly and unladylike but there is nothing like a good swear.

♥ One wish: Love.

♥ One phobia: How many times are you going to make me say NEEDLE. And SPIDER. And NEEDLESPIDER.

♥ Place you'd like to live: Londonlondonlondonlondon. I was there, just kicking around really, on my own for a month and it was the best month of my life.

♥ Pepsi/Coke: Coke.

♥ Quail: Get down with your bad self, you crazy superstar.

♥ Questionnaires: Getting all meta on me, eh?

♥ Reason to cry: Oh dear. Let's not go down that road.

♥ Reality T.V.: I never got into it.

♥ Radio Station: 933 in Coloradoland. I'm kind of homesick right now.

♥ Roll your tongue in a circle?: PHOENOMENAL COSMIC POWAHZ.

♥ Song: 'I know it's over' will always have a great big aching section of my heart. I told you I was a closet Smiths fan.

♥ Shoe size: 6 1/2 or 7 US. I have really small feet for someone my height.

♥ Sushi: Still a vegetarian, but I liked it in my former life.

♥ Skipped school: My voice has been indistinguishable from my mom's since I was thirteen. So, yeah. A lot.

♥ Slept outside: I slept on the stairs of Saint Paul's cathedral. And yes, I'd gotten into the drink. Did I tell you about London yet?

♥ Seen a dead body?: Yes.

♥ Smoked?: Yes. With my best friend in the whole universe, and it still reminds me of her.

♥ Skinny dipped?: Yes.

♥ Shower daily?: Usually. Every once in a while I'll skip a day.

♥ Sing well?: No, terribly. I have a ridiculously deep voice for a woman and I never learned to sing at all because of it. I lip-synched in choir.

♥ In the shower?: Communal shower, so no.

♥ Swear?: Too often.

♥ Stuffed Animals?: I kinda sorta brought one with me to college.

♥ Single/Group dates: I'll take anything that doesn't involve ice skating or mechanical bulls.

♥ Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries.

♥ Scientists need to invent: Jet packs. There is a mile between my bed and my first class. What is this, science, and why haven't you fixed it?

♥ Time for bed: Usually 2.

♥ Thunderstorms: Orgasmic.

♥ Touch your tongue to your nose?: Nyet.

♥ Unpredictable: In fits and starts. Which I suppose means yes.

♥ Under the influence?: I drink sometimes. I enjoy it but I try to keep it not-regular.

♥ Understanding?: Trying.

♥ Vegetable you hate: Eggplant. God I hate eggplant.

♥ Vegetable you love: Broccoli, spinach, asparagus. Not many. I'm a failvegetarian. Mostly I live off bread and apples.

♥ Vacation spot: India was amazing.

♥ Weakness: I sleep too late, I make messes, I swear, I lie sometimes, I get sick a lot. That's just the stuff I'm comfy with fessing up to an the internet.

♥ When you grow up: I'll be 20 in two days. Whoever I'm going to be, I am.

♥ Which one of your friends acts the most like you: No one I think...?

♥ Who makes you laugh the most: Blue.

♥ Worst feeling: That clenched-up, sick, oh-god-I-lied feeling.

♥ Wanted to be a role model?: Never.

♥ Where do we go when we die: I don't know, but I hope it has kittens.

♥ Worst weather: This unrelenting drizzly dark. I never thought I'd miss the sun until I came here.

♥ Walk with a book on your head: Uh, yeah.

♥ X-Rays: A month ago.

♥ Year it is now: 2009

♥ Yellow: Girl is what they called me when I was volunteering in India. My hair was a lot lighter. Not many blonde-types in India.

♥ Zoo animal: Tigers. I believe the correct term is "fuck yeah, tigers!"

♥ Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

HOLY SMOKES IT'S FINISHED.

Hey there you fancy people

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